CLOWN COMPANION: YOUR OWN PERSONAL CIRCUS
A clown escort offers deeply delightful intimacy combined with the liberation of fetish play. More folks than ever are looking for something beyond the world of vanilla normalcy in their sexuality. My cheeky clowning combines the companionship you seek with the daffy laughter you need.
THE ULTIMATE IN FUN AND FETISH
Honk honk cutie! Going my way? Humanette Honks, your kinky clown escort to good times, has arrived to take you someplace super special. Hop in, we’re headed to clown town!
Come with me on an absurdly hilarious adventure. Let’s go somewhere wacky where we can go wild and feel free.
I love putting on a good show! My schtick is a seamless blend of goofball humor and pure sensuality. Performing skits and sketches and hijinks aplenty gives me great kicks. Looking for a fully funny clown transformation makeover? I’ve got you covered!
Ring-a-ling my bell to schedule private 1-on-1 time together. Public personal clownery – from subtly covert to overtly over-the-top spectacles – are gleefully welcome as well. I also immensely enjoy playing with couples wishing to explore humor within their dynamic.
Whatever your desires may be, I’m a dream-weaver of the silliest sort!
LET'S TAKE THINGS TO THE BIG TOP
Curious about letting your inner joker go really bonkers? Allow me to goof you up and get you where you want to be. Fulfill your fetishes – get silly!
Feeling a little lonely or a bit low? Having this scamp in your corner boosts your sensual satisfaction through the joy of laughter.
No matter what the origination of your kinky clown fascination may be, I’m here to help you unwind and explore in ways you’ve never indulged in before. I’ll have you laughing more than ever in ways you’ll keep craving.
Let your hair down and dare to clown around.
Let’s get really wild!
